Some Deja Vu Cockblockery
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10 Played-Out Online Dating Messages That Guys Send Women
8 Reasons Why Flirting Is Better Than Dating
How To Pick Up A Guy When You’re In A Foreign Country And Barely Speak The Same Language
A Practical Guide To Picking Guys Up At The Airport
A Brief Explanation Of Why Men In Relationships Still Like To Flirt
I Was The Other Woman In An Emotional Affair
My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don’t Care)
Sometimes, Pornography Can Feel Like Cheating
I Can’t Forget That My New Boyfriend Lied To Me At The Beginning Of Our Relationship
I Don’t Regret Cheating
I Just Remembered About The Time I Stole A Girl’s Boyfriend
On Being The Other Woman
How I Stopped Falling For Guys Who Failed To Mention They Had Girlfriends
Why Men Cheat Redux
I drove my brother back to school the other day.
While I was in town I figured is hit up my boys to go downtown with me and get on some chicks, possibly land a one night stand or something.
I wind up going out with Frat Boy and Dr. Know It All.
We get out and I don’t have much luck. I think I probably went 0 for 5 on sets I tried to open. Rusty as Hell…..
But, Dr. know It All is killing it. Cleaning up. My boy learned how to plow and how to open mixed sets.
I saw him pull out his phone on a couple of occasions, so I know he’s gotten at least a couple of numbers. I haven’t gotten shit.
The clubs close down, we head out into the street and Dr. know It All goes up and approaches s nice little two set. I fall in as well and we chat the two up. I get one chicks digits – her name is Jessica.
We start to head back home. My phone is on this time, but Dr. know It All’s is off. He keeps saying we got to get home cuz he gave a couple chicks in the club his number and they were talking about coming over…
So back to the crib we go…
First, I call Jessica and tell her we’re over here chillin with the grey goose, listening to music – they should stop by. She tells me she might stop by and asks for me to text her the address.
So I get off the phone and text her the address.
“Message Undeliverable”
Wtf? Oh, shit…. I texted the wrong Jessica. Got 3 of them in the phone.
I text the right one this time…
Meanwhile, Dr. Know It All gets a call…. its the chicks from the club. He gives them directions to the apartment.
They come over, I go out to meet them while he turns some music on. I introduce myself to them. The chick in the glasses says she remembers me from the club. It’s kinda cold, so I put my arm around her while Dr. Know It All talks to her friend… she leans into me when I do this.
We head inside. First thing they do is go to the bathroom together.
Then they come back out and sit on the couch with us. Glasses is sitting next to me. I pour them some grey goose and punch. I just pour me and Dr. Know It All straight punch cuz I don’t feel like drinking anymore.
We sit on the couch and chat them up a bit. They both seem cool.
After a little bit, they both get up to go to the bathroom together again.
When they sit back down Glasses sits real close to me. I put my arm around her and pull her even closer. She starts rubbing the inside of my thigh. I grab her chin and kiss her.
We make out and then she smiles and says “you can’t do that.”
I say “why not?” And kiss her again. She really starts grabbing and rubbing my thigh now.
Then she says, “are you really only in town for tonight? That sucks”
I’m not paying too much attention to Dr. Know It All and the other chick, but I do overhear her call him a “square”.
Next thing I know is she says “I want to leave.”
Damn, what the fuck did Know It All do?
She says it again, “We need to leave.”
Glasses looks to her and grabs her hand, “ok, let’s go.”
Dr. Know It All stands up and says, “why yall leaving? Nobodys even fucked yet!” Both girls mouths drop, like they couldn’t believe he said that.
Glasses turns back to me, “I gotta go, but you should take my number.”
“Alright, what is it?” I reach for my phone…
As she’s telling me the digits her friend is standing at the door tryin to rush her out, “cmon let’s go. I wanna go”
Damn bitch hold on and let your friend give me her damn number.
I know what side of town she stays on, so I wait a good 20 minutes for her to get home, then I call her….. no answer.
So, then I text her… might as well.. I’m only in town tonight…
“This is Wonka.. I’m bout to head up to north [redacted] to crash at my brothers place… what u up to?”
She calls back…”I just got home”
“Oh ok, what you about to get into?”
“Nothing…. unless you’re getting into something.”
“Yeah… who you live with?”
“Just my dad.”
Damn…. not sure I want to try to fuck any chick while her dad is in the same house. A dude waking up to the sounds of me fucking his daughter is a bad idea… so..
“Oh ok, well you should come chill with me some more, I’m on the way to my brothers place, he’s on that side of town.”
“Ok, but you have to pick me up.”
“Alright, what’s the address?”
“9 9 0…”
I cut her off, “just text it to me.”
“Ok”
We get off the phone…. a few minutes go by…. no text…
Fuck it, I call back…”I’m in bed, I’m going to sleep… we can hang out tomorrow though…”
“Alright that’s cool”
I get off the phone. Dr. Know It All looks at me and says, “you let her get in her bed and get comfortable…”
And with that, the nights over….
She calls me the next morning and asks me what I’m up to. “I’m about to go to lunch with some people, but I’ll call you afterwards and we can hang out..”
“Ok..” she says.
I go out to lunch, then I call her around 2pm. No answer.
So, I go take care of some more things, shoot out to my boy’s office, then wind up at happy hour with some other friends.
While I’m at happy hour, I call her again.. No answer.
So, I head back to my current city without seeing her again.
While I’m driving home… she calls.
“Hey… did you leave already?”
“Yeah, I’m already halfway to [my city].”
“Aww.. that sucks. I’m so sorry I missed your calls earlier, I fell asleep.”
“Your fault.”
“I’m so sorry. I really wanted to hang out with you… “
“Maybe we can catch up next time I’m in town.”
“Do you come to town a lot?”
“Occasionally. Maybe about once a month or so…”
“Ok, yeah, hit me up then. Again, I’m so sorry.”
“Alright.”
8 Reasons Why Flirting Is Better Than Dating
How To Pick Up A Guy When You’re In A Foreign Country And Barely Speak The Same Language
A Practical Guide To Picking Guys Up At The Airport
A Brief Explanation Of Why Men In Relationships Still Like To Flirt
I Was The Other Woman In An Emotional Affair
My Boyfriend Goes To Strip Clubs (And I Don’t Care)
Sometimes, Pornography Can Feel Like Cheating
I Can’t Forget That My New Boyfriend Lied To Me At The Beginning Of Our Relationship
I Don’t Regret Cheating
I Just Remembered About The Time I Stole A Girl’s Boyfriend
On Being The Other Woman
How I Stopped Falling For Guys Who Failed To Mention They Had Girlfriends
Why Men Cheat Redux
I drove my brother back to school the other day.
While I was in town I figured is hit up my boys to go downtown with me and get on some chicks, possibly land a one night stand or something.
I wind up going out with Frat Boy and Dr. Know It All.
We get out and I don’t have much luck. I think I probably went 0 for 5 on sets I tried to open. Rusty as Hell…..
But, Dr. know It All is killing it. Cleaning up. My boy learned how to plow and how to open mixed sets.
I saw him pull out his phone on a couple of occasions, so I know he’s gotten at least a couple of numbers. I haven’t gotten shit.
The clubs close down, we head out into the street and Dr. know It All goes up and approaches s nice little two set. I fall in as well and we chat the two up. I get one chicks digits – her name is Jessica.
We start to head back home. My phone is on this time, but Dr. know It All’s is off. He keeps saying we got to get home cuz he gave a couple chicks in the club his number and they were talking about coming over…
So back to the crib we go…
First, I call Jessica and tell her we’re over here chillin with the grey goose, listening to music – they should stop by. She tells me she might stop by and asks for me to text her the address.
So I get off the phone and text her the address.
“Message Undeliverable”
Wtf? Oh, shit…. I texted the wrong Jessica. Got 3 of them in the phone.
I text the right one this time…
Meanwhile, Dr. Know It All gets a call…. its the chicks from the club. He gives them directions to the apartment.
They come over, I go out to meet them while he turns some music on. I introduce myself to them. The chick in the glasses says she remembers me from the club. It’s kinda cold, so I put my arm around her while Dr. Know It All talks to her friend… she leans into me when I do this.
We head inside. First thing they do is go to the bathroom together.
Then they come back out and sit on the couch with us. Glasses is sitting next to me. I pour them some grey goose and punch. I just pour me and Dr. Know It All straight punch cuz I don’t feel like drinking anymore.
We sit on the couch and chat them up a bit. They both seem cool.
After a little bit, they both get up to go to the bathroom together again.
When they sit back down Glasses sits real close to me. I put my arm around her and pull her even closer. She starts rubbing the inside of my thigh. I grab her chin and kiss her.
We make out and then she smiles and says “you can’t do that.”
I say “why not?” And kiss her again. She really starts grabbing and rubbing my thigh now.
Then she says, “are you really only in town for tonight? That sucks”
I’m not paying too much attention to Dr. Know It All and the other chick, but I do overhear her call him a “square”.
Next thing I know is she says “I want to leave.”
Damn, what the fuck did Know It All do?
She says it again, “We need to leave.”
Glasses looks to her and grabs her hand, “ok, let’s go.”
Dr. Know It All stands up and says, “why yall leaving? Nobodys even fucked yet!” Both girls mouths drop, like they couldn’t believe he said that.
Glasses turns back to me, “I gotta go, but you should take my number.”
“Alright, what is it?” I reach for my phone…
As she’s telling me the digits her friend is standing at the door tryin to rush her out, “cmon let’s go. I wanna go”
Damn bitch hold on and let your friend give me her damn number.
I know what side of town she stays on, so I wait a good 20 minutes for her to get home, then I call her….. no answer.
So, then I text her… might as well.. I’m only in town tonight…
“This is Wonka.. I’m bout to head up to north [redacted] to crash at my brothers place… what u up to?”
She calls back…”I just got home”
“Oh ok, what you about to get into?”
“Nothing…. unless you’re getting into something.”
“Yeah… who you live with?”
“Just my dad.”
Damn…. not sure I want to try to fuck any chick while her dad is in the same house. A dude waking up to the sounds of me fucking his daughter is a bad idea… so..
“Oh ok, well you should come chill with me some more, I’m on the way to my brothers place, he’s on that side of town.”
“Ok, but you have to pick me up.”
“Alright, what’s the address?”
“9 9 0…”
I cut her off, “just text it to me.”
“Ok”
We get off the phone…. a few minutes go by…. no text…
Fuck it, I call back…”I’m in bed, I’m going to sleep… we can hang out tomorrow though…”
“Alright that’s cool”
I get off the phone. Dr. Know It All looks at me and says, “you let her get in her bed and get comfortable…”
And with that, the nights over….
She calls me the next morning and asks me what I’m up to. “I’m about to go to lunch with some people, but I’ll call you afterwards and we can hang out..”
“Ok..” she says.
I go out to lunch, then I call her around 2pm. No answer.
So, I go take care of some more things, shoot out to my boy’s office, then wind up at happy hour with some other friends.
While I’m at happy hour, I call her again.. No answer.
So, I head back to my current city without seeing her again.
While I’m driving home… she calls.
“Hey… did you leave already?”
“Yeah, I’m already halfway to [my city].”
“Aww.. that sucks. I’m so sorry I missed your calls earlier, I fell asleep.”
“Your fault.”
“I’m so sorry. I really wanted to hang out with you… “
“Maybe we can catch up next time I’m in town.”
“Do you come to town a lot?”
“Occasionally. Maybe about once a month or so…”
“Ok, yeah, hit me up then. Again, I’m so sorry.”
“Alright.”
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03.03.2022
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03.03.2022